World's Most Bizarre Signs

These odd and strange signs will make your head spin.

We assume this sign from Taiwan means the fish are poisoned. But maybe it means you shouldn't feed the fish poison. Maybe.

Boy, how would you feel if you took out this church sign in Lawrenceville, Ga.?

So can only women in high heels with shopping bags use this crosswalk? What about men?

Would you advertise your business like this?

Slow down when driving through Kalamazoo, Mich. It's pretty clear that this is not a novelty sign.

SHCOOL is painted along the newly paved road leading to Southern Guilford High School on Drake Road in Greensboro, N.C.

We've all seen speed limit signs, yield signs and, of course, pedestrian crossing signs, but how about this? In Pecica, Romania, this sign says: "Attention-Drunks," to warn motorists of possible inebriated people on the roadway. It's part of a bid to reduce pedestrian accidents linked to alcohol in Pecica.

On this giant billboard, a soccer fan is blowing a Vuvuzela, a trumpet-shaped horn that is popular at matches. The sign was at the entrance to the South African city of Polokwane, one of the host cities for the 2010 World Cup.

Along the side of the road in Montreal is a sign that reads: "UFO Land." The sign marks the way to the headquarters of the Raelians, a sect founded by former French journalist Claude Vorilhon, known now as Rael, who claims to have had an encounter in 1973 with a 4-foot-tall alien whose flying saucer, he says, landed atop a volcano in southern France. 

A sign in Johannesburg, South Africa, encourages witness to report crime.

A road sign in Newberry, S.C., points the way to nearby towns Clinton and Prosperity.

A snow-covered road sign with a smiley face drawn on it is seen recently outside London's Buckingham Palace.

A sign promoting a smoke-free area is posted in front of a Buddhist pagoda in Vientiane, Laos.

A signpost welcomes visitors to the Southwestern Nigerian town of Igbo-Ora, the "nation's home of twins." Population experts say Nigeria, overall, has one of the world's highest rates of twin births, with Southwest Nigeria being particularly high.

A classic 1952 sign telling folks where to dump their "clean dirt.

There are some things that you probably don't want your home-improvement store to help you with.