Woman eats too much 911
Kids, let’s admit it we’ve all been there. A long over due family gathering, lots of wonderful company and of course lots of delicious food and after all you were keeping up with your diet until recently so how were you going to resist another helping? After all what’s an extra drumstick amongst friends? That said, let’s unzip a few buttons to help get the blood circulating and let’s all drop by Mary Ellen’s motel room where she literally stuffed her face with….well, let’s keep you in suspense for a moment.
theweeklyvice: Mary Ellen Lisee, a 45-year-old Fort Pierce woman was jailed Sunday after she allegedly called 911 because she “ate too much”.
According to the St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Office, officers was dispatched to the Traveler’s Inn motel in Fort Pierce on a report of a 911 hang-up.
When police arrived on the scene, a woman was yelling and jumping around in her room. The woman’s boyfriend was exiting the room, and told police he was leaving to get some peace and quiet because she “could not stop talking.
When officers entered the hotel room, the woman, identified as Lisee, stated that she had called 911 because she “ate too much food” that evening. Officers noted that she smelled of alcohol and appeared to be intoxicated.
Whiskey, drumstick? Who can really tell the difference when you’re having one whale of a good time. Not Mary Ellen that’s for sure…
But it gets better. It always gets better in a down and out motel room with the smell of Jim Bean wafting out into the corridor and your crazed boyfriend who’s doing hula loops in the car park pleading with Baby Jesus to just get out of this one alive…
When officers asked her to write a statement, she wrote: “My name is Mary Ellen Lisee. I have beaten, I believe in God, and He forgives me. I may joke, but I do not do crack. I will not for as long as I live.”
Hmm, that sounds a little convoluted to me. Shall we try this one more time:
‘My name is Mary Gypsy Lee. I have drunken, I believe in Baby Jesus, and he always applauds me. I may joke, but I do not do crack. I will never not for another 7 minutes. Do you mind passing me the pipe behind the chicken nugget on the floor?’
Now that does sound more reasonable doesn’t it?
When officers asked Lisee to swear the statement to be true, she refused and was apprehended. Her address is listed as the hotel.
Lisee was booked into the St. Lucie County Jail and charged with disorderly conduct.
Shouldn’t you watch how much of the good shit you smoke eat this Christmas too…?
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