wisconsin man ghost beat wife

wisconsin man ghost beat wife

wisconsin man ghost beat wife Man says ghost beat his wife A Fond du Lac, Wis., man reportedly told police that a ghost was responsible for his wife's brutal assault. Police arrested the man after responding to a domestic disturbance call. His wife claims he punched her in the face several times  while the two were arguing , according to police.

According to authorities, upon arresting a Wisconsin man for domestic violence, he claimed a ghost hit his wife.
Police responded to a disturbance at the mans home after his wife attempted to contact 911 and the man knocked the phone out of her hand. The woman told cops that her husband twice attempted to strangle her and struck her in the face.
When questioned by Police, the man could provide no solid alibi, instead, he claimed a ghost did it.

First there was the famous “Twinkie Defence“, then came the “I was molested by Bigfoot” defence and now enters the newest explanation to try and escape culpability for a serious crime … the “It wasn’t me, a ghost did it” defence.

According to an article released by the Daily Mail, and then regurgitated by whoever does all the mindless copy and pasting at Wish I Didn’t Know, a Wisconsin man named Michael F West decided it was better to argue with his wife using his fists rather than with his words and tried to blame a ghost for his assault when questioned by police.

“A Wisconsin man was arrested Monday after telling police that his wife was punched and strangled by a ghost,” reported the Daily Mail. ”Michael F West, 41, first told Fond du Lac officers that injuries sustained by his wife were from her falling down repeatedly outside. When they pointed to marks on her neck, he responded, ‘a ghost did it,’ according to The North Western.”

Riding an awesome beer buzz from a Packer’s football game, West got upset that the family house is being foreclosed on, and didn’t take kindly to being told by his wife to get off his ass, get a job and start pitching in. Her level headed suggestion ended with an attack where she was beaten, strangled and dragged around the kitchen.

Michael F West is now being held on $1000 bail and has been mandated to stay sober until his first hearing on January 27th, but given his track record at being an upstanding citizen, it’s only matter of time until he pulls out the “It’s not my crack pipe, it’s Casper’s” defence.

Never hit a woman. However, if you ever get in a fight with anyone, do what this guy did, tell Police a ghost beat them up. Get the story after the jump.
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According to authorities, upon arresting a Wisconsin man for domestic violence, he claimed a ghost hit his wife.
Police responded to a disturbance at the mans home after his wife attempted to contact 911 and the man knocked the phone out of her hand. The woman told cops that her husband twice attempted to strangle her and struck her in the face.
When questioned by Police, the man could provide no solid alibi, instead, he claimed a ghost did it.